Monday, December 31, 2007

"Much nonsense," has been addressed in this post

Much nonsense has been written on Strauss's political thought -- often caricatured as crudely anti-democratic, obsessed with secret meanings and in love with white lies told by powerful men to keep the rabble in line. Some have suggested a dark cabal of Straussian intellectuals secretly pull the strings of the Bush administration -- which is ridiculous: The mistakes and false suppositions that led us into the Iraq war are all on the record and understanding them requires no supplemental speculation about ulterior motives or conspiracy theories. -Source

Oh, Philip. Your (now-somewhat-aged) piece on a speech given by Harvey Mansfield was almost too sure to include this dismissal of a Straussian/Neo-Con link. I'll ignore the fact that it is, at its heart, only saying that Strauss himself wouldn't have supported the Bush administration in its quest for world, or at least Middle East, domination.
Because you see, Philip, you're the one making mistakes and false suppositions — the Bush administration never did that. What they employed were "noble lies," and you should know this phrase if you've been studying Strauss.

It's not as if the Neo-Conservatives need you to defend them. Irving Kristol (you know, William's daddy) had this to say, back in 1978:
... I don't think morality can be decided on the private level. I think you need public guidance and public support for a moral consensus. The average person has to know instinctively, without thinking too much about it, how he should raise his children.
And that's where the myth — the noble lie — comes into play. If, from birth, you're exposed to Judeo-Christian values and morality, you won't have to make conscious decisions about what you personally consider moral. It will have already been done for you, at the government level, and in accordance with your belief system. This self-affirming form of pseudo-theocracy is exactly what Strauss implies with his writings. You don't have to believe the myth, just help to propagate it (see Karl Rove).

More Irving:
People need religion. It's a vehicle for a moral tradition. A crucial role. Nothing can take its place.
But Mr. Kristol and his Straussian buddies don't delude themselves, only the population at large:
Neo-conservatives are unlike old conservatives because they are utilitarians, not moralists, and because their aim is the prosperity of post-industrial society, not the recovery of a golden age.
The traditional conservatives who've flocked to Bush's congregation in the past 7 years are being misled. Neo-conservatives have no plans to return to the 1950's. Their intention is to keep America stable by silencing criticism — and their means is indoctrination. More Christians means less hippies (or the modern equivalent thereof), and less hippies means less problems with corporations doing whatever they need to do to make more money. Given the recent spurt of Christians believing in "the gospel of wealth," this two may eventually meet in the middle.

And God help the rest of us if they do.

As far as the war in Iraq, I would suggest Phillip take some time to go through the NY Times archive, and watch the same people making the same arguments in the 70's. Rumsfeld's belief that Russia was outspending us 2-to-1 (among other insane notions, including an argument that the lack of missiles in Russia proved they had developed an even higher technology) wasn't an innocent error, it was an intentional one. Dick Cheney's famous 1994 "quagmire" quote should be evidence enough. These are a group of people who make "belief" a matter of convenience.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Mitt Romney: A Fucking Idiot

Magic Underwear Mitt is at it again: being a complete and total fucking imbecile. The Boston Globe has a very revealing Q&A with Romney, here.

Some highlights:
Our most basic civil liberty is the right to be kept alive.
You can't be fucking serious. Our most basic civil liberty? A civil liberty is, very specifically, any right which protects you from the government. MU-Mitt has completely twisted this into his own perverted view: civil liberty is when the government protects you from yourself.

A president must always act in the best interests of the United States to protect us against a potential threat, including a nuclear Iran. Naturally, it is always preferable to seek agreement of all — leadership of our government as well as our friends around the world — where those circumstances are available.
Preferable? Preferable?! Are you fucking kidding me? It is REQUIRED IN THE CONSTITUTION for the President to obtain permission from congress before going to war. Fuck, even Bush knew that.

The Bush Administration has kept the American people safe since 9/11. The Administration's strong view on executive power may well have contributed to that fact.
MU-Mitt knows this is bullshit. He smelled it before he finished the sentence. Around the time of September 11, I started bathing with Lever 2000 instead of Dove soap. This also may well have contributed to that fact (same order of likelihood, anyway).

After those and several other disturbing answers, including an endorsement of signing statements ("This law is hereby officially passed, but I will refuse to actually enforce it"), MU-Mitt finally managed to redeem himself (at least 3-5% redemption rate) by stating that all US citizens are "entitled to due process, including at least some type of habeas corpus relief regardless of whether they are designated unlawful enemy combatants or not."

If you're considering voting for Romney, I hope your magic underwear ride so far up your ass...

Yes, He Believes in Santa



Original Article

DEAR MARGO
My boyfriend, "Matt," and I have been together a little more than four years. We have a very strong relationship and have discussed marriage and children, but we both agree we should wait. Well, a couple of weeks ago, out of the blue, Matt says, "I don't know why people stuff their Christmas stockings before Christmas. That's what Santa should do." My response was, "Well, maybe some people don't believe in Santa." He didn't say anything, but I could tell he was really bothered by this.
He has always been really into Christmas (me, not so much), but this hasn't been a problem for us in the past. My concern now is that I don't want our children to have a false belief in Santa. Is this something that should be a big concern, or should I leave it alone until we actually have children?
--- CONCERNED GRINCH

DEAR CONCERNED
You can't be telling me a grown man believes in Santa. (Can you?) It is one thing to play along with little kids that there's a Santa Claus, but quite another to be beyond the age of puberty and think this is so. Let us hope he is just, as you say, "really into Christmas."
Because you have a strong relationship, I would put off worrying about future children and Christmas until, as you say, you actually have the children. Also, I have it on good authority from some friends in grade school that the Santa story bites the dust at about the same time as the birds and the bees.
--- MARGO, REALISTICALLY
So reads a recent Dear Margo column. Interestingly enough, Margo is shocked that a grown man could believe in something so obviously imaginary. I, for one, can't think of any other example of mature, fully-cognizant humans believing an obvious myth... not a single instance.

Thought Exercise: Re-read the first two sentences of Margo's reply, but replace "Santa" with "Jesus"