Mitt Romney: A Fucking Idiot

Magic Underwear Mitt is at it again: being a complete and total fucking imbecile. The Boston Globe has a very revealing Q&A with Romney, here.

Some highlights:

Our most basic civil liberty is the right to be kept alive.

You can't be fucking serious. Our most basic civil liberty? A civil liberty is, very specifically, any right which protects you from the government. MU-Mitt has completely twisted this into his own perverted view: civil liberty is when the government protects you from yourself.

A president must always act in the best interests of the United States to protect us against a potential threat, including a nuclear Iran. Naturally, it is always preferable to seek agreement of all — leadership of our government as well as our friends around the world — where those circumstances are available.

Preferable? Preferable?! Are you fucking kidding me? It is REQUIRED IN THE CONSTITUTION for the President to obtain permission from congress before going to war. Fuck, even Bush knew that.

The Bush Administration has kept the American people safe since 9/11. The Administration's strong view on executive power may well have contributed to that fact.

MU-Mitt knows this is bullshit. He smelled it before he finished the sentence. Around the time of September 11, I started bathing with Lever 2000 instead of Dove soap. This also may well have contributed to that fact (same order of likelihood, anyway).

After those and several other disturbing answers, including an endorsement of signing statements ("This law is hereby officially passed, but I will refuse to actually enforce it"), MU-Mitt finally managed to redeem himself (at least 3-5% redemption rate) by stating that all US citizens are "entitled to due process, including at least some type of habeas corpus relief regardless of whether they are designated unlawful enemy combatants or not."

If you're considering voting for Romney, I hope your magic underwear ride so far up your ass...